Grey · Havens

I'm bored like hell. And when I'm bored, oh well, I do shit like this. ^_~ And you know how much I love lists!

Pick 10 fictional characters you would have sex with.

( Liiiiiiist! )

Title: Twins
Date: October 18, 2009

We are the literary twins,
The Siamese at heart.
Corns on our fingers,
From holding quills for too long.
Look, my forefinger’s deformed.
I have the same defect.
When my quill was blunt
You sat by my side
And helped me sharpen it.
When the river of words became an ocean
Too deep for you
I told you to learn to swim.
They say poets are crazy:
They say too much
And die too young.
If we are to die,
Let it be from words.

for E.

The weather is appalling. Cold and wet and sleep-inducing. I've decided to spend the day lazing about at home. The evening, however, is bound to be more upbeat, since we're having a farewell party for Yandex who's leaving for Japan at the end of this week. His father got a job there and Yandex is going with him. It's for an indefinite period of time, so I'm not sure when we're going to see him next, but I certainly hope we'll keep in touch. This party looks promising, if only because it is somewhat a gathering of the members from all of my gangs: the uni mates (such as Yandex himself, V and a couple of blokes from a parallel faculty that Yandex is friends with), the Carcrash mates (Andy if he's in town, Arnie, and Cass with her new sweetheart - yes, again!), old classmates (in the form of Vadim only, fortunately) and old groupies (in the form of Greg). I pity the city tonight. XPP It's bound to be a smashing get-together.
Thanks to Erin, I've seriously overdosed on Fry and Laurie today. These guys are a-fucking-mazing!
Erin found a way to shock me yet again (and here I thought nothing could anymore). She said she could never really tell the difference between British and Australian accents. That's scary. XPP And I know I'll be dead for having mentioned this, darling. ;)

Bingo! I finally got ahold of D.A.D. and learnt that our plan is still in progress. We're apparently leaving at the end of October, but no idea where to. Not yet at least. But it's a little something already.

Just remembered Chloe today - and here she called. I was at Milly's, so technically she called Milly. We had a pretty dumb conversation.

Me: Yeeeees?
Chloe: ...Edward? (A/N: Milly's husband)
Me: Guess again!
Chloe: You had me for a second, son of mine.
Me: I live for such seconds, mother dearest.

[blah-blah-blah; then I decided to ask her about D.A.D.]

Me: By the way, have you spoken to my father lately?
Chloe: ...No. Why do you ask? What did you do?
Me: What did I do? What did he do!? He promised to take me for a trip and then he disappeared.
Chloe: Like I always said, don't trust men.
Me: And I would be- what exactly?
Chloe: You're my son. Children are sexless.
Me: And also ageless, hairless and immortal. Someone hasn't grown out of dolls yet.

[Milly came and tried to steal the phone from me. Needless to say, she succeeded but not before Chloe told me that "all men from this family are liars, cheats and bastard so [she] wouldn't be surprised if D.A.D. never called me back]

I love my relatives. XPP

You know me and my love for dumb questions. *shrugs*

First: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.

Second: Tag eight sexy people.

( w0t? )

As a true fan, I got up early in the morning and rushed to watch Heroes that premiered with their 4th season yesterday. As with the previous season, we got a huge, 1h 25min, episode and plenty of things to snort, giggle and headdesk about.

( Pros )

( Cons )

I haven't used public transport for ages, at least when I'm alone. XPP But today there's this action, no cars (rubbish, of course, since everyone seems to be driving all the same), so I decided to go by bus. V and I needed to go to Arnie's place. That was fun. XPP Double standards ftw! There were two girls (friends, I think, not a couple; they were discussing some guys), sitting on the seat ahead of us. One of them put her head on the other one's shoulder, and they also held hands. No one seemed to pay any attention whatsoever. We decided to test the waters, and V put his head on my shoulder and took me by the hand. People started staring about 2 seconds later. Some grannies even whispered. That says a lot, doesn't it? We kissed right before getting out and I could swear I heard someone gasp. The girls, on the other hand, looked back on us a few times. V claims they are yaoi fangirls.

Talked to V. Made him understand. Made myself understand.

"I want to make sure I'm not some useless baggage to you. Ask me again if you don't change your mind. Ask me tomorrow."

Yeah, like I'm proposing or something. Tomorrow came; I asked.

"Ask me again tomorrow."

Three days, man.

You're not a fucking baggage and you know that, so if you fucking love me which I know you do you'll come with me and stop screwing around because I'm not fucking gonna repeat it again. It's a fucking limited-time offer!

"Okay."

Okay?

"Yeah. I'll come."

Fucking wanker.

"Look who's talking."

And I find the baggage thing funny because it reminds me of Kakashi Gaiden. XPP
Now I feel that I can fucking jump off a cliff and survive the fall. I'm fucking in love.

I've been having trouble sleeping again. Well, first of all, I located V and it turned out he wasn't going to run out on me, he was just living back home while I was gone 'cause his parents finally decided to sort their shit out away from home to avoid traumatizing their daughter, so V was there looking out for his sister. We had a long talk about everything, 'cause we actually had out own personal shit to sort out - and I suddenly had this Big Shocking Personal Revelation: I don't mind it if he goes with me. This summer in France was amazing. I can't say I missed him or anything, but now that I saw him again I thought: why not? There comes a time of change for everything in life and maybe it's time I changed my selfishly oriented habits. There are a lot of things in my life that I used to consider impossible. Falling in love (hi, Stan!), being in a relationship, not cheating (at least not cheating every day; okay I'm still guilty, but monogamy sucks!!! Shoot me.), living with someone (voluntarily; Kenny doesn't count). Yet so far I've survived all of that. XPP It depends heavily on the financial situation of course (and on V's personal opinion on the matter) but I'm not that opposed to having him by my side anymore. I must be getting old and sentimental. XPP
In spite of this decision that should have relieved me, I couldn't sleep for more nights either. So far thriving on coffee and dumb things. Like watching Shippuuden and discussing it with Erin. My Pain/Konan fanboying scared her, I think. XPP I can't help it. They did a good job on Pain, I think, but his eyes look a bit odd. I think they were supposed to be a different colour in the manga. Konan hair looks more lilac than blue, but they fucked up with Karin's hair too, so I'm not surprised. But the voices fit very well. And I like Madara's voice. When he is Tobi his voice annoys me, but he does a good job as Madara.
I was going to meet Vadim today, but because of some unexpected problems he is unavailable. So I think I'll just stay home and do nothing. Maybe try and get more sleep. Or watch some stupid anime or movies. The summer was so active that I should still be sleeping.

I know I should be shot. I got too engrossed in executing my Ducky-meets-Renee plan and I think I screwed up a little because they appear to like each other a little more than I wanted them to. ;))))
Yeah.
As for the future plans, the agreement between me and D.A.D. still stands, but I don't know when I'm leaving again. Right now I'm thinking if should bother unpacking and if I should find V and talk. He might have moved out but some of his belongings are still here...

What is it with all the carcrashes, explosions and murders all over the world every day? It's a boring way to end the world. I say: let it rain! Water preferably, not fire and brimstone. And I'll build an Ark!
Translation: Alex has read the news.
In the light of fanfiction discussions with Erin, I've been thinking that it'd be nice if someone wrote something I'd like to read. *stares expressively at one particular person because he knows no one else will write anything for him* Unfortunately, my demans are next to impossible to satisfy. Me wants:

PB:
- A Gretchen-centric fic. Preferably, Michael/Gretchen. IC and all. You catch my drift.
- Michael/Mahone.

Naruto:
- Pain/Konan. Could be the Akatsuki times, could be before, while there were still Yahiko and Nagato. Idk.
- Orochimaru-centric something. Pairing, no pairing, gen, slash, het, whatever. IC and all. Could be crack. Could be serious.

Equilibrium:
- Jurgen-centric or Jurgen/Preston. The former - anytime, the latter only seems IC post-Prozium, though.

Dune:
- Paul/Chani. Any timeframe works.
- Paul and Duncan gen. Could be pre-Arrakis, could be when Duncan was Hayt.

You see my dilemma? Finding fics like that is impossible. If you need me, I'll be right there, moping.

P.S. LMAO, I'm listening to the same song as last time, it seems!

Lookie-lookie, he posts again! More nonsense to follow!
I'm not big on personality tests (I are unique and cannot be classified), but I was bored today, so I found this test via helike and got landed with the following characteristics (in a nutshell):

ENTP
12 Extraversion, 9 Introversion, 10 Sensing, 16 Intuition, 23 Thinking, 1 Feeling, 3 Judging and 19 Perceiving

Quick, ingenious, stimulating, alert, and outspoken. Resourceful in solving new and challenging problems. Adept at generating conceptual possibilities and then analyzing them strategically. Good at reading other people. Bored by routine, will seldom do the same thing the same way, apt to turn to one new interest after another.

I think it fits me. But the funnier thing happened when I was directed to the Naruto test of the same type. Ta-da!


Come here, sweeties, I shall cut you up and see what's insiiiiide!
I was told my ever-beautiful and brilliant sister shaitanah had placed as Kabuto. Sister! Don't you think it's destiny!? Just don't absorb me when I die, please.

*needs an Orochimaru icon*

Yes, I'm talking about the ridiculous phenomenon of all times a.k.a. Harry Potter and whatever else Rowling comes up with for the next title. So, to keep my fingers from bleeding mercilessly all over the keyboard, we shall call it Harry Potter Wants Sex (because certainly that takes less time to type than HBP. :))) I know I'm weird, save your breath.
( Beware of idiocy! )

Never thought of that, to be honest, but Erin joked a dozen times that when I'm thirty I'll be Brian Kinney and when I'm past forty I'll be Greg House. XPP

Not a particular fan of "kawaii" anime girls, but the works of this artist are to my liking. Properly cute and eerie. http://www.camilladerrico.com/
A group of friends captained by yours truly decided to have a picnic yesterday. The tricky thing is that when we had made up our magnificent minds about it it was sunny and lovely outside, but when we set out to put our plan into action, it started raining. It rained with intervals all day yesterday. That didn't stop us from connecting with the nature, naturally. Who cares if we got a bit wet? XPP
My plans for the summer remain obscure. I have planned my holidays over and over again, but some treacherous bits and pieces simply refuse to form the bigger picture. Paris, however, remains the constant element. Well, not strictly Paris, since if I do get there, Renee and I will be traveling quite a lot. Renee has the same long sharp object up his you-know-what as I do that stops him from lazing about in the same place for more than a few days. What bothers me is that I don't quite know when I'm free to go yet.
England is the last place I want to visit at the moment. Family business, you know. Ducky wanted to get together, though, but I'm thinking of asking him to come over to France. I'm sure Renee will be thrilled. He seems to have a certain affinity for rich slackers like Ducky. I'd even go as far as stating he studies them. Call it a social experiment. Also, I recall him stating once that "there can never be enough pretty boys around". If anything, Ducky is smoking hot. XPP
It may also be quite useful to sort out our own turbulent relationship. I'm still lost as to who is making an enemy out of who in our case.

Title: Vast Is the Ocean
Date: June 10, 2009
Note: Believe it or not, it's a love poem. XPP

( Vast Is the Ocean )

Or here: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2683572/1/

I'm being harrassed by Alexander Rybak. His stupid song is stalking me! Firstly, Arnie's got himself a girl who's a fan and she coerced her violinist of a brother to learn it. Then, I started hearing it everywhere. S.O.S.!
Prison Break finale wasn't exactly the last episode to date. I watched The Final Break. It was... uhm... AWESOME! Finally they brought Gretchen back whom I'd missed since The Sunshine State. Even if her role wasn't as fulfilling as I'd hoped it mught be, she still brought a lot into this episode. It was a relief to see her completely turn her back on Krantz and even help Sara. To see Michael go down was sad but he got to die for something that he cared about. It's a rare priviledge anyway. And Mahone was, well, Mahone. XPP A synonim for 'cool' as always. I'd say it's a decent farewell to one of my favourite tv-shows (which happens to me really rarely; I mostly watch tv-shows for the lolz of it or if I'm bored).
That's overall just a quick notice to show I still am on this plane of existence. I'll be back to my regular stalking-you-without-you-knowing in a few hours.
Your Most Awesome,
Alex in Wonderland.
P.S. No, I haven't smoked Kishimoto's pot, if that's what you want to imply.

I'm alive! *grins*
No, seriously, I didn't realise it was such a long time... Where the hell have I been? All over the place(s), I'd say. Mostly balancing between another crazy family shit, unwanted visitors, work and patching things up between a few of my friends who suddenly decided they hated each other. I did say I was from Krypton, right? XPP
Fandom stuff scared me half to death. Here's when I'm happy I'm not really in any fandom. It's bad enough when your favourite shows/books/movies get screwed up; no need to chew it all up. In a nutshell:

~ Heroes: Huh?
~ Prison Break: O_O ???
~ Lost: WTF!?
~ Naruto: ...

Also, I see everyone's talking about the new Star Trek film. Seen it. XP Liked it. Scratch that: loved it. I was never particularly interested in it (I'm more of a Star Wars guy), but I watched quite a lot of that show with Picard and the Klingon bloke. And Mum was/is (probably revisited now anyway) a Trekkie. So I did see some of the very first series as well. This film is different but quite entertaining. And it has Quinto in it. AND Nimoy. But screw all that: I LOVE SCOTTY! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And now I'll try to be a nice LJ-friend and comment on something. People, I did read most of what I'd missed. I just had little time (and brain-power) to drop comments.

Sylar! Who needs a detective when you can have a serial killer on your side. And as the latest episode of Heroes shows, he does a pretty good job when he needs to investigate something, and his deduction is good. I am so predictable...

Turns out the lying pregnancy test didn't lie, by the way. Jules is pregnant. High time I say 'oh fuck!' and get my mafia gun at the ready.